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greedy_dancer, crazybutsound and parka).
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
'If I were attending a ball it would be there as one of the caterers, I certainly wouldn't be there dancing'
From Robin McKinley's Sunshine - one of my favourite Vampire novels. I've actually been using the book to prop up my computer to allow air to circulate and stop the fan from kicking in, as the noise impedes my podfic. The second closest book is - the Scarlet Letter and I am sure nothing good could come from that.
Actually, the answer to that is: 'Neither the front nor the back entrance of the Custom's House opens on the road to Paradise'.
Both seem to imply that 2012 isn't going to be a good year for me.
greedy_dancer, crazybutsound and parka).Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
'If I were attending a ball it would be there as one of the caterers, I certainly wouldn't be there dancing'
From Robin McKinley's Sunshine - one of my favourite Vampire novels. I've actually been using the book to prop up my computer to allow air to circulate and stop the fan from kicking in, as the noise impedes my podfic. The second closest book is - the Scarlet Letter and I am sure nothing good could come from that.
Actually, the answer to that is: 'Neither the front nor the back entrance of the Custom's House opens on the road to Paradise'.
Both seem to imply that 2012 isn't going to be a good year for me.
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